peach, plum, pear

“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

(Source: gaffegaffe, via acciopond)

“You want to be forgiven. “
“Don’t we all?”

(Source: llenka, via acciopond)

"What I said about Rupert and me was that we don’t text each other at the moment. But me and Rupert have probably sent one text to each other in 10 years. We’re really good friends, but we don’t bother with texting. I could sit down next to him tomorrow and it would be like old times. When I’m on these press tours, I go home every night, and sit in bed, and think what did I say that is going to get picked up turned around tomorrow?"

Daniel Radcliffe on if his words (about his friendship with Rupert Grint) in the Daily Mail were misconstrued. - The Globe and Mail (via juliaseashelleyes)

(via acciopond)

muuhhshell:

wickedjo:

We talk on the phone at least eight times a day and text at least 25 times a day. We are, in a way, very codependent. He’s my lifeline, in an amazing way. Without him, I can’t breathe. The biggest thing is that he makes me laugh, but he’s also smart. He can do everything. I’m not kidding; I think he’s half robot. He makes me a little more grounded, and I bring out the wild side in him. Don’t get me wrong — we fight. Our fights last five minutes, then we’re over it.~ David Burtka

I just stammered around him. I couldn’t take my eyes off him. (…) There’s something kinetic about him and his being. He’s classically sexy, yet he’s very much a boy in his energy (…) We’re hyper similar and also incredibly opposite. We share a wardrobe. We have the same shoe size, body size, height, and weight. We’re both Gemini. We both like the idea of family ~ Neil Patrick Harris

perfect human beings being cute together dsadfvhncxfhncxfj

(via fuckyeahnph)

"Smart comedy” doesn’t mean that it will make you smarter, but rather that it actually took some intelligence to create. What makes the NBC comedy so great is that week after week it features lines, jokes and situations that not only make the audience howl with laughter, but make your jaw drop in awe at the creativity and wit of the writers (not to mention every episode is densely layered, which makes each one infinitely rewatchable). The only explanation for the lack of viewership is that people aren’t watching television to be entertained anymore; they’re simply watching it as a diversion."

What The Community Hiatus Says About The Current World Of Television (via robot-heart)

(via communitythings)

babblelove:

ah-ah-ah-ah-stayin-alive:

Molly Hooper broke up with the most dangerous man in Britain. 

She’s such a badass tho

-

I love you Molly. For such a meek seeming character, she’s got such depth. If you actually stop and think about it.

She knows she got no chance with Sherlock (haha typed Sherlick) and doesn’t give up, because that’s what she’s decided. Frankly speaking, falling in love with the man was an incredible feat itself. He’s an ass.

She’s went to medical school (not an easy task) but decided to work with the dead instead of the living. There is a certain mindset you have to have to be able to slice open another human being and dig around in their insides. Yet she never comes across as strange, just shy and painfully awkward. 

And she dumped Moriarty. Hahaha.

Also, she calls the greatest criminal mastermind of Europe by his first name without thinking about it.

(via kiwicaribou)

heythatsmytoast:

I bet this is what it looks like when they’re at a store buying new curtains for the flat and John wants blue but then Sherlock goes on about how the fabric and the color won’t provide the optimal amount of sunlight and wind to enter the room and how this will affect his little experiments because he’ll have to adjust them to the new room temperature and John’s just like, “Right. They’re just curtains, Sherlock.” and Sherlock’s like, “They’re never just curtains, John! Can’t you understand?”

And in the end, Sherlock huffs out of the store with his hands stuffed in the pockets of his coat and John follows with a pack of blue curtains under his arm.

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(Source: swarley, via harrisexual)

"Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing, you’re a writer. Write like you’re a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and there’s no chance for a pardon. Write like you’re clinging to the edge of a cliff, white knuckles, on your last breath, and you’ve got just one last thing to say, like you’re a bird flying over us and you can see everything, and please, for God’s sake, tell us something that will save us from ourselves. Take a deep breath and tell us your deepest, darkest secret, so we can wipe our brow and know that we’re not alone. Write like you have a message from the king. Or don’t. Who knows, maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who doesn’t have to."

Alan Watts (via neil-gaiman)

(Source: alanwatts.com, via pinkeezy)

reallysherlock:

think-itsthenewsexy:

murrehtrishoos:

blanketforyourshock:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

• draw
• act
• pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
• and is like super shitting nice
• and it pisses me off
• and to add it all
• he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

• Reads a significant amount
• Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
• Can carry out urbane conversations
• Is extraordinarily humble and modest
• Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
• Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

• his immense, extensive vocabulary
• the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
• can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
• he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

• play piano
• play violin
• scuba dive
• rock climb
• ride motorbikes
• and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
• oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
• and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

I also heard he’s

• a fucking fantastic lover

oh and stating the obvious

• as was said before
• this gorgeous piece of actor can 
• you know
• actually act
• not to mention he can do accents
• but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
• speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
• and
• he’s the biggest dork on the planet
• and he makes that attractive

You forgot: 

• He’s impossibly beautiful
• He’s grateful for what he has
• He’s incredibly selfless
• He has a sense of humour
• Probably everyone who meets him falls in love with him
• He’s extremely dedicated to what he does

And you don’t like your face, Ben.

Continuing, then!

• Makes fun of himself and his insanely-difficult-to-pronounce-on-a-Monday-morning name
• Doesn’t care if he’s a fucking dork, because he makes it sexy
• He doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not to please people; his personality is enough
• He acknowledges the Cumberbitches and the fact that his name is now a verb/adjective
• His motherfucking SEXY VOICE
• Can work any hat ever
• Is an extraordinarily versatile, talented actor
• I can conceivably ship him with almost everyone he acts with, all the time
• The Cheekbones

(Source: violentthrill, via th3-book-thief)