no
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
oh and stating the obvious
- as was said before
- this gorgeous piece of actor can
- you know
- actually act
- not to mention he can do accents
- but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
- speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
- and
- he’s the biggest dork on the planet
- and he makes that attractive
You forgot:
- He’s impossibly beautiful
- He’s grateful for what he has
- He’s incredibly selfless
- He has a sense of humour
- Probably everyone who meets him falls in love with him
- He’s extremely dedicated to what he does
And you don’t like your face, Ben.
Continuing, then!
- Makes fun of himself and his insanely-difficult-to-pronounce-on-a-Monday-morning name
- Doesn’t care if he’s a fucking dork, because he makes it sexy
- He doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not to please people; his personality is enough
- He acknowledges the Cumberbitches and the fact that his name is now a verb/adjective
- His motherfucking SEXY VOICE
- Can work any hat ever
- Is an extraordinarily versatile, talented actor
- I can conceivably ship him with almost everyone he acts with, all the time
- The Cheekbones
(Source: violentthrill, via th3-book-thief)
